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77.1 x 850 = 100,000

Posted by BMTLines on Fri Sep 28 14:35:38 2007

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According to Microsoft Excel (Office 2007 version)

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Re: 77.1 x 850 = 100,000

Posted by SelkirkTMO on Fri Sep 28 15:02:26 2007, in response to 77.1 x 850 = 100,000, posted by BMTLines on Fri Sep 28 14:35:38 2007.

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Ah ... the "RIBBON" strikes again! ")

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KRAMER (to organizer at desk): Uh, Cosmo Kramer?

ORGANIZER: Uh...o.k., you're checked in. Here's your AIDS ribbon.

KRAMER: Uh, no thanks.

ORGANIZER: You don't want to wear an AIDS ribbon?

KRAMER: No.

ORGANIZER: But you have to wear an AIDS ribbon.

KRAMER: I have to?

ORGANIZER: Yes.

KRAMER: See, that's why I don't want to.

ORGANIZER: But everyone wears the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon!

KRAMER: You know what you are? You're a ribbon bully.

ORGANIZER: Hey you! Come back here! Come back here and put this on!

New scene - Kramer in the AIDS walk. Some AIDS activists accost him for failing to wear the red ribbon.

WALKER #1: Hey, where's your ribbon?

KRAMER: Oh, I don't wear the ribbon.

WALKER #2: Oh, you don't wear the ribbon? Aren't you against AIDS?

KRAMER: Yeah, I'm against AIDS. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? I just don't wear the ribbon.

WALKER #3: Who do you think you are?

WALKER #1: Put the ribbon on!

WALKER #2: Hey, Cedric! Bob! This guy won't wear a ribbon!

BOB: Who? Who does not want to wear the ribbon?

New scene - Kramer surrounded by Cedric, Bob, and the other walkers.

BOB: So! What's it going to be? Are you going to wear the ribbon?

KRAMER (nervously): No! Never.

BOB: But I am wearing the ribbon. He is wearing the ribbon. We are all wearing the ribbon! So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon!?

KRAMER: This is America! I don't have to wear anything I don't want to wear!

CEDRIC: What are we gonna do with him?

BOB: I guess we are just going to have to teach him to wear the ribbon!



Final scene - Jerry and George waiting for Kramer at the finish line.

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Re: 77.1 x 850 = 100,000

Posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Sep 28 15:06:29 2007, in response to 77.1 x 850 = 100,000, posted by BMTLines on Fri Sep 28 14:35:38 2007.

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Awww. Well, there goes all my praise for Office 2007!

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Re: 77.1 × 850 = 100,000

Posted by Olog-hai on Fri Sep 28 17:35:32 2007, in response to 77.1 x 850 = 100,000, posted by BMTLines on Fri Sep 28 14:35:38 2007.

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Chinese hackers strike again?

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Re: 77.1 × 850 = 100,000

Posted by Grand concourse on Fri Sep 28 17:56:31 2007, in response to Re: 77.1 × 850 = 100,000, posted by Olog-hai on Fri Sep 28 17:35:32 2007.

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And what force us to use their abacus?

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