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Posted by SelkirkTMO on Fri Sep 28 15:02:26 2007, in response to 77.1 x 850 = 100,000, posted by BMTLines on Fri Sep 28 14:35:38 2007. Ah ... the "RIBBON" strikes again! ")---------------------------------------------- KRAMER (to organizer at desk): Uh, Cosmo Kramer? ORGANIZER: Uh...o.k., you're checked in. Here's your AIDS ribbon. KRAMER: Uh, no thanks. ORGANIZER: You don't want to wear an AIDS ribbon? KRAMER: No. ORGANIZER: But you have to wear an AIDS ribbon. KRAMER: I have to? ORGANIZER: Yes. KRAMER: See, that's why I don't want to. ORGANIZER: But everyone wears the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon! KRAMER: You know what you are? You're a ribbon bully. ORGANIZER: Hey you! Come back here! Come back here and put this on! New scene - Kramer in the AIDS walk. Some AIDS activists accost him for failing to wear the red ribbon. WALKER #1: Hey, where's your ribbon? KRAMER: Oh, I don't wear the ribbon. WALKER #2: Oh, you don't wear the ribbon? Aren't you against AIDS? KRAMER: Yeah, I'm against AIDS. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? I just don't wear the ribbon. WALKER #3: Who do you think you are? WALKER #1: Put the ribbon on! WALKER #2: Hey, Cedric! Bob! This guy won't wear a ribbon! BOB: Who? Who does not want to wear the ribbon? New scene - Kramer surrounded by Cedric, Bob, and the other walkers. BOB: So! What's it going to be? Are you going to wear the ribbon? KRAMER (nervously): No! Never. BOB: But I am wearing the ribbon. He is wearing the ribbon. We are all wearing the ribbon! So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon!? KRAMER: This is America! I don't have to wear anything I don't want to wear! CEDRIC: What are we gonna do with him? BOB: I guess we are just going to have to teach him to wear the ribbon! Final scene - Jerry and George waiting for Kramer at the finish line. |
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