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Posted by cortelyounext on Fri Sep 25 13:04:45 2015 fiogf49gjkf0d Someone here never mind who recently posited that I have been a failure at pretty much everything I purport which means claim to be. Moreover, said individual inquired as to why exactly that was. Let me just say this to that... the reasons are myriad and the confines of this board are too small to contain them so at least extend me the courtesy of validating your initial hypothesis by listing ten of the things I have failed to achieve in my life: 1. NYC subway motor~~man~~person - FAILED 2. NHL hockey player - FAILED 3. Garbage man - FAILED 4. Chef and Baker - FAILED 5. Watercolor painter - FAILED 6. Professional Bass Fisher~~man~~person - FAILED 7. Professional Bowler - FAILED 8. Metropolitan Museum of Art docent - FAILED 9. UL approved patent application for ironing board design - FAILED 10. UL approved patent application for rotary reel lawnmower design - FAILED That list right there is far from exhaustive and you people are evidently all knowing so what's the point of my going any further am I right? The one thing I hope to achieve in my lifetime is to somehow, in some way, find myself on a street corner in the oppressive heat and humidity of a East Newark summer afternoon operating my Sno-Cone and Shaved Ice stand. The pushback from the City of Newark/County of Essex Commercial Light Industrial Licensing and Oversight Board has been nothing short of an endless calamity catastrophe cataclysm call it what you will but understand this I will continue to fight the power that be until my last breath, then beyond. As to the individual in question you know who you are thanks again for the inquiry.
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Re: Loser
Posted by Spider-Pig* on Fri Sep 25 13:06:13 2015, in response to Loser, posted by cortelyounext on Fri Sep 25 13:04:45 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d 11. East Newark is in Hudson County.
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Re: Loser
Posted by AlM* on Fri Sep 25 13:17:19 2015, in response to Loser, posted by cortelyounext on Fri Sep 25 13:04:45 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d On the other hand, you've been a very successful USAF pilot and gay flight attendant. :)
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Re: Loser
Posted by cortelyounext* on Fri Sep 25 13:24:42 2015, in response to Re: Loser, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Sep 25 13:06:13 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d I even fail at lying which must mean I'm telling the truth according to OTChat logic. Anyway, I meant eastern Newark on the west side of the Passaic River along the war zone that is Route 21/McCarter Highway. That is my story and I am sticking to it at least for now. One thing I learned this afternoon is never mess with Spider-Pig unless and until you want to get defeated.
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Re: Loser
Posted by cortelyounext* on Fri Sep 25 13:25:14 2015, in response to Re: Loser, posted by AlM on Fri Sep 25 13:17:19 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d Thank you. I think.
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Re: Loser
Posted by LuchAAA* on Fri Sep 25 13:48:05 2015, in response to Loser, posted by cortelyounext on Fri Sep 25 13:04:45 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d Mother fuckers are full of hate. You should study fat feminism. It's an amazing phenom. I'll post threading more about the topic this weekend.
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Re: Loser
Posted by terRAPIN station* on Fri Sep 25 13:53:26 2015, in response to Re: Loser, posted by LuchAAA on Fri Sep 25 13:48:05 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d You should NOT study fat feminism. Text corrected.
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Re: Loser
Posted by FYBklyn1959* on Fri Sep 25 15:21:15 2015, in response to Loser, posted by cortelyounext on Fri Sep 25 13:04:45 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d Don't sell yourself short, after all, you experienced this and lived to tell the tale! :) (I just used this pic, IIRC, cortelyou's SXM flight was a 737-924ER)
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