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Crime wave in Amsterdam NY

Posted by SelkirkTMO on Mon Jan 19 23:17:11 2009

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Not so often we have real crime up here, but yesterday's story is ... well ... :)

Lobster tale too much to swallow

Man faces court date after trying to return crustacean to grocery

By BOB GARDINIER, Staff writer
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First published: Tuesday, January 20, 2009

AMSTERDAM � A hungry supermarket shopper claimed his lobster was bad, but deputies said it was all a shell game.

Walter U. Tessier of Division Street walked into the Price Chopper on Saturday with a lobster in hand saying he wanted to return it because ''it was bad,'' Montgomery County sheriff's deputies said.

Store workers were about to allow Tessier to trade the $10.99 lobster for a bag of king crab legs when they discovered the lobster was all shell. Tessier had eaten it and put the shell parts back together, deputies said.

When confronted, the man with a passion for seafood ran from the store with the bag of crab legs in hand, they said.

Deputies said they caught up with him at his home only to discover that he had already eaten the crab legs.

Tessier was charged with petit larceny and given an appearance ticket to return to court at a later date.

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Re: Crime wave in Amsterdam NY

Posted by Train Dude on Mon Jan 19 23:19:49 2009, in response to Crime wave in Amsterdam NY, posted by SelkirkTMO on Mon Jan 19 23:17:11 2009.

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Laugh now if you must. This is how it all started with dinkins.

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Re: Crime wave in Amsterdam NY

Posted by SelkirkTMO on Mon Jan 19 23:23:58 2009, in response to Re: Crime wave in Amsterdam NY, posted by Train Dude on Mon Jan 19 23:19:49 2009.

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You GOTTA be kidding. The guy was a biker, and he was white ... a more fitting answer might have been why didn't he squeesze butter on himself in order to "slip away" ... :)

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Re: Crime wave in Amsterdam NY

Posted by MJF on Tue Jan 20 06:10:35 2009, in response to Re: Crime wave in Amsterdam NY, posted by Train Dude on Mon Jan 19 23:19:49 2009.

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That's right. Today it's a phony lobster, tomorrow it's riots in the streets. :-)

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Re: Crime wave in Amsterdam NY

Posted by Newkirk Images on Tue Jan 20 13:52:04 2009, in response to Crime wave in Amsterdam NY, posted by SelkirkTMO on Mon Jan 19 23:17:11 2009.

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Walter U. Tessier

Tessier is my sister-in-laws maiden name. Hope they're not connected !

Bill "Newkirk"

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Re: Crime wave in Amsterdam NY

Posted by R PansePCC on Tue Jan 20 21:24:57 2009, in response to Re: Crime wave in Amsterdam NY, posted by Train Dude on Mon Jan 19 23:19:49 2009.

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I never knew my favorite mayor stole lobsters. Thanks for the info. Now Koch will be my favorite mayor.

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Re: Crime wave in Amsterdam NY

Posted by Fred G on Wed Jan 21 16:41:47 2009, in response to Re: Crime wave in Amsterdam NY, posted by MJF on Tue Jan 20 06:10:35 2009.

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your pal,
The Claw

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