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Posted by SMAZ on Thu Jan 30 22:18:40 2014, in response to Re: Obama's better than Bush, posted by cortelyounext on Thu Jan 30 18:49:22 2014. You do not want to mess with one Dan Lawrence at risk to life and limb.your fear of Dan Lawrence is groundless. There was at least once instance when he was wrong. Without and mental reservations or purpose of evasion, he bewilderingly and freely stated that indoor soccer/futsal is superior to the real thing. In the face of such an idiosyncratic and defamatory statement, I had no choice but to defend my sacred honour (British word for "honor") and do what any man would do if placed in such a position. I challenged him to a best-of-five match of foosball in Baltimore. It would not matter to me whether we confronted each other in these series of fixtures in an outdoor or indoor setting. In a clear panic, Dan told me this was not possible because foosball dueling was made illegal in Maryland in 1852 right after the unsettling events surrounding the Ourang-Outang Affair, so beautifully captured in prose by Edgar Allan Poe in his literary masterpiece "The Murders in the Rue Morgue". I then offered to reimburse Dan for a trip to NY where foosball dueling still inhabits a legal gray area. He correctly stated that this was not possible because Baltimore's trolleys don't go to NY. I did not know this, which is why I never question Mr. Dan Lawrence when it comes to Baltimore trolleys. Grateful for this surprising information, I then decided to forgive him for his insane remark about indoor soccer/futsal. |
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